The Duke is at the Combine answering all the tough questions and staring Tebowmania dead in the eye. John said he hopes that Tim can become that Franchise guy, but he needs to see improvement throwing the ball downfield. Unfortunately ESPN won’t let me embed the video, so I’ll just have to bring you the NFL Network crew having a Tebow Party. Enjoy!
1. Brady Quinn looks like a cat in the litter box trying to cover up his Tebow hating turds…
2. Demaryius Thomas defends his quarterback, atta boy Optimus Prime!
3. Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Tyler Hansen has been working out with both Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn together and doesn’t see a rift between the two…
4. A couple days ago John Fox recognized the fact that Denver will need to bring in two more quarterbacks…
5. Tim Tebow is taking his talents to William Morris Endeavor talent agency…
6. Denverbroncos.com goes over the best pregame huddle sounds of the season…
7. Vote of confidence? John Fox is at the Combine and said he’s very comfortable with Tim at quarterback. “He did turn us from a 4-12 team to a playoff team.”
Now will you all please, let Tim be!
In an article by Mike Silver (no one can pull an anti-Tebow quote like this guy) entitled The Year of the Magical Stinking Brady Quinn comes off like a little girl. He cries he didn’t have a billboard, and even going so far to question Tim’s humility. Ironic Brady has been waiting to let out how he really felt, because I’ve been holding a little something back myself. Save Us, Terrell Davis! proudly presents: The Quinn-tessential Gay Brady Quinn Picture Collection!
We start with Brady popping out of the water like he’s a frickin merman…
Here we have Brady on the receiving end of some sort of shower, hopefully not of the golden variety…
Here’s Brady channeling Christina Aguilera’s Maxim shoot…
Impersonating a village person…
Backdooring Bret Michaels…
Staring into Eddie Royal’s butt cheeks…
He’s created his own internet meme…
Quinning: To put your hands over your homie’s nuts for no apparent reason…
Every Superman has their Kryptonite…(mine is Broncos panties)
Is the real issue Brady missing out on endorsement opportunities?
Here’s what Brady’s next magazine interview should be…
You never know who you’ll see Quinning next!
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What you missed while Tom Brady was using his golden plated bidet…Tim Tebow attended the Cartoon Network Hall of Game Awards with 9 year old Presli Collins, who was diagnosed with Neurofibromatosis-1, an inherited tumor disorder, in early 2008. We like to joke about how all Tim does is win (he did win the Clutch Award at the show), but he also inspires. Never seen Kyle Orton do anything like this. Add Presli’s Facebook page if you’d like to send her your prayers. God Bless & Go Broncos!
BRONCOS BITS
We’re not just about hanging out with Tim Tebow with our shirts off, Dr. Seuss, and Sesame Street around here. There is some serious shh! going down on the streets and the man with the plan is John Elway.
1. The Duke is professing brilliance after dumping Kyle Orton’s contract, and says he’s going over the cap baby! Pat Bowlen back on the sidelines with a new fur coat, maybe a Mario Williams in free agency…CHAMPIONSHIIIP.
2. Speaking of cash money expect some to be going Matt Prater’s way as The Duke said he wants to get a long term deal done…
3. In an interesting twist to the quarterback guru saga, turns out Philip Rivers might be popping in to workout with Our Boy Tebow…
4.. John Fox brought in one of his boys from Carolina guard C.J. Davis…
5. Eric Decker sounds excited about the future…
6. Mike Mohamed hopes that we know he the hell he is by this point next season…
7. We also signed one of Jack Del Rio’s boys WR Jason Hill from the Jaguars.
TWO MILE HIGH SALUTES TO THE NEW BRONCOS!
From 1999-2006 Al Wilson was the heart and soul of the Denver Broncos defense. A tough, physical middle linebacker, Al teamed up with John Mobley and Ian Gold to form the fastest linebacker corps in the league at one point. Since his retirement, the Broncos have had a hole in the middle of the defense thats never been filled. Lets take a look at what the Broncos have done in the past, and take a glimpse into the future at what they might do at the middle linebacker position.
DJ Williams (aka Captain DUI, Mr. Too Cool to Tebow)
Undoubtedly the most talented of Al’s replacements, the reason why DJ never succeeded at the Mike can be attributed to many factors: multiple different coordinators, constantly changing positions, lack of quality talent around him, but the fact of the matter is DJ plays better outside, and dare I say? Might not have the leadership ability to play the position.
Nate Webster (aka Predator, Shitlocks)
What in the Niko Koutavides was Mike Shanahan thinking? How the hell this guy ever made an NFL roster is beyond me. The guy couldn’t even strap on his own helmet. He’s most likely currently at cellphone kiosk at the mall working next to Tatum Bell.
Joe Mays (Thumper, Hit or Miss, the Al Wilson-Jamie Winborn love child)
When Joe Mays hits you, you’re going down. If Joe Mays doesn’t hit you, he’s going down. He needs to learn how to use those giantic arms of his to wrap up and he’d be good but he’s too addicted to the big hit. We need to re-sign him if we want him next year.
Nate Irving (Happylocks, TBD)
Don’t adjust your screens Bronco fans this isn’t PREDATOR: RESURRECTION. According to this report, Nate Irving is slated to be our starting MLB next year. Do you guys think he’s the man for the job, or should we find someone in free agency or the draft?
Tim Tebow, Children’s Narrator. The Tim Tebow Foundation teamed up with Pizza Hut to create the Book It! program to encourage children to read. Watch our boy Tim read Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham. Perhaps next time he can read this Dr. Seuss classic…
Porkchop Williamson is reporting that Tim Tebow is LIVE! in Los Angeles working out with famed college quarterback guru Noel Mazzone, his most notable pupil, Philip Rivers…
We’re looking forward to Tim polishing up his mechanics and continuing his trend upward as the most promising young quarterback in the NFL! No one will work harder!
Military cutie Jamie Walden invites Tim Tebow to the Military Ball, I’m not sure how these proposals work, but if he says yes I might just join the military so I can make one of these for Kate Upton!
Raiders are Silver and Black, Broncos Orange and Blue,
If you don’t like Tim Tebow, than to Hell with you!