Broncos Bits: All about the Benjamins, Peyton.

Uhh…uh huh yeah. One week into Free Agency. 2nd most cap room in the league. Manning Madness dividing Broncos Nation in half. Where’s Peyton Manning going? Whats John Elway doing? And where in the blue hell is our boy Tim?

1. When this whole thing started, ProFootballTalk reported Tebow was rattled. While Peyton Manning was meeting with John Elway, Tim was meeting with soldier Romy Camargo who is paralyzed from the shoulders down after being shot in the neck in Afghanistan.

2. The day after, Tim was meeting with a 4 year old little boy with leukemia, Preston Winslow.

3. On Thursday, he opened his first Timmy’s Playroom in Jacksonville…

4. Terry Frei thinks the Broncos should keep Tebow, Mike Silver (of all people) thinks Tim’s getting the shaft, and Denver attorney Dan Caplis breaks down how Tebow stacks up against some of the greatest quartbacks of all time through 16 starts…

5. Eddie Royal signed with San Diego and then tweeted, “Its good to be on the right side of the rivalry.” Stay classy San Diego.

6. The Broncos signed The Immortal Mike Adams.

7. After flying cross country to give Peyton a quickie, John Elway got all transparent on Twitter tweeting, “We enjoyed visiting with Peyton today in N.C. He threw the ball great and looked very comfortable out there.” and,  ”Watching him throw today was the next step in this important process for our team and Peyton. It was a productive visit and went well.”

8.  The next day, Titans GM Ruston Webster, tweeted basically the same thing

9. Funny as Manning to Broncos begins to lose steam, Woody Paige was told John Fox is the one who supposively wants Manning. Not the guy who looked like he sharted his pants when Tebow ran in the touchdown against the Jets.

I thought this was just gonna be a fart...

10. Mike Klis, who’s been the most confident man in Denver throughout this, says the Broncos are no longer the favorite, DMac thinks Peyton will be a Titan on Monday, and Mike Silver is picking Tennessee

And since its St. Patrick’s Day,

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. ~Irish Blessing

 

God Bless & Go Broncos!

Von Miller: Cool and Competitive


I’m admittedly a little emotional in regards to the drama in Denver as we speak, but leave it to Von Miller Super Hipster to show us the cool way to handle it, below is a series of tweets from Von Miller‘s twitter account this afternoon…

How scary would that be if we got Mario Williams? Lebron, dwade, and bosh did it..

I would take a huge pay cut to get Mario Williams and Peyton Manning! I just want to win!!! #BroncoNation it’s our time!

I’m “positive” Tim wouldn’t mind competing with Peyton… “We” all could learn something from Mr. Manning. #truth

Mario and Manning = I will play this season for free, super bowls are priceless!!!

I think Tebow fanbois (looking in the mirror) and Craniums lovers alike can agree on Von Miller, dude is a badass!

We now return you to Ma-ma-Manning WOWWWWWTCH!!!!

 

Stop the Madness: Tired of Turd Polishing…


Before I start running wild, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Patrick McMahon, I’m the only writer here at Save Us, Terrell Davis! so the reporting and articles you read on here are largely based on my opinion. I’m the 10 year old kid pictured above. My allegiance lies with the Denver Broncos, from Bubby Brister to Brian Griese, Jake Plummer to Jay Cutler. As a fan of the Broncos, I drink orange and blue kool aid, put on my orange and blue glasses, and spin every Denver Broncos move into something I can support.

John Elway is, and will always be, the greatest quarterback of all time to me. Tom Brady might have won more Super Bowls, but he had Bill Belichick and Spygate. Peyton Manning might be the greatest passer in history, more accurate, but how come he only won one Super Bowl in an offense he primarily controlled? (We remember Elway spent half of his career under the conservative offenses of Dan Reeves.) You can sit and try and argue either case with me, but you won’t change my mind. I saw what I saw. And in John Elway, I saw the greatest quarterback who’s ever lived. He could throw the ball longer and harder than Mike Vick, and elude the pass rush like he was Steve Young. This combined with his will to win, his penchant for fourth quarter comebacks, and the fitting end of his career winning two Super Bowls that people said he’d never win, make my case easy. John Elway is a legend, a Denver God, and everything you’d ask for in a player. He’s our VP of Football Operations now.

Tim Tebow’s my quarterback guy. As strong a case there is for Peyton Manning being the MVP of the league in a year which he didn’t play and his team submarined without him…a similar case can be made for Tim. If you take out Kyle Orton and Josh McDaniels magical 6-0 start, the Broncos have been 7-24 since…tied for worst in the league. So in a season where he had no offseason, was demoted to fourth string, and only got to start after the front office was persuaded by the fanbase, Tim finally got his chance and lead his team to an 8-5 record and its first playoff victory in six years. Did we all just forget that happened? What about the Magic? What about the electricity at Invesco when we beat the number one ranked defense in the league? What about Tim’s our starter going into training camp?

Elway pulling up his pants, Manning has something in his eye…

While other Bronco fansites are quick to throw out Tebow like yesterday’s news, I’m proud not to be one of them. Its not like I don’t understand their logic, I just disagree with it. Their argument, one of the Top 5 QBs of all time, Elway’s just doing his due diligence. Here’s my argument: Peyton Manning is a 36 year old injured Daddy’s Boy coming off of four neck surgeries who was never that clutch to begin with. Dan Marino was a great regular season passer too, too bad when Marino went to the Super Bowl he had to face Joe Theissman while Peyton Manning faced Rex Gross Man. Seriously, name me one Super Bowl quarterback worse than GrossMan. He choked against Brees. He choked the last time he played, 17-16 against Mark Sanchez who the Jets just extended and who Tebow just beat last year. Saying Peyton decides to generously come down from the 20 million dollars he’s used to, to a reasonable Drew Brees-esque $15 million a year. Its still been rumored Peyton wants a multiyear contract with bonuses, so we’re looking at least $60 million in  a quarterback who’s arm strength is still far off, without even watching him throw? We’re banking on nerves in his neck regenerating? This guy lied about the extent of his injury to his former team, deciding to have a surgery in August he should have had sooner after his contract had already kicked in, basically destroying his team’s season. Then he tried to play high stakes chicken with the Colts as he tried to get another $35 million this year.

My opinion of John Elway as the player will never change. But after the McDaniels fiasco, I’m not gonna blindly follow my leaders when its obvious they’re just dudes with more money than me playing real life Madden Franchise. I thought it was insane when the Broncos traded Jay Cutler for Kyle Orton. But because Jay Cutler was a turd who requested the trade, it made it easier to deal with the process. I think its safe to say now, even with his interceptions, that Jay Cutler is better than Kyle Orton. Tim Tebow is not a turd. He plays with his heart and soul, brings sick kids to every game, and inspires me to be a better person. And this coming from a person who’s idea of spiritual is three bong tokes in one afternoon. The feeling that I got during Tebow Time, was Mile High Magic reincarnated. Why the Broncos wouldn’t want that to continue is beyond me, flat out Madness. But I’m not gonna blindly follow Elway on this one. This was the guy that told us Kyle Orton was our best chance at winning, so he’s made mistakes before. As a Broncos Fan, I’ve had to polish some turds before, I liked Jay Cutler for 3 years. But by saying Tim Tebow is his starter going into training camp, and seemingly doing anything he can to make sure that doesn’t happen, John Elway, (THE VP) has come off as disengenuous, impulsive, insecure, and maybe even, dare I say…a little turd-like. Enjoy your polishing….

When the MegaPowers Collide: Tebowmania vs. Manning Madness


After one of the most magical runs in NFL history, Tim Tebow is once again being put to the test, but this time, this battle, might not even make it to the field. The greatest Free Agent in NFL history, Peyton Manning has been rumored to becoming to Denver. Will the Broncos sign him? How did we get here?

1. The Broncos started as longshots but it wasn’t long before…

2. Buzz began to build that John Elway would be interested in bringin Peyton Manning to Denver.

3. I woke up to the Broncos being in the top 3 Manning’s choices..

4. Todd Helton is open to pitching in on the recruitment…

5. John Lynch weighs in and thinks Elway will pull the trigger.

6. All this in two days. So here we are, in perhaps Tebowmania’s darkest hour. Vic Lombardi, who said if Peyton signed, our boy Tim would be traded. Tweeting, Just know this: If the Broncos do miss out on Manning, they will have definitely gone down swinging. When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside?

Tebow says no to The Bachelor…

Tim Tebow ain’t no Ben Flajnik. Despite Chris Harrison’s sweetest fantasies, Tim Tebow has turned down The Bachelor. And for good reason. Did you see the broads that were on this season? They were all either boring or batshit crazy. Except Kasey B. We all loved Kasey B. Instead of harassing poor Tim Tebow while he’s working on his passing mechanics, they should be calling up a certain handsome, rugged, potsmoking, landscaper/bachelor turned blogger about the open position. Get at me Chris Harrison.

In Prater We Trust

 
We’re skipping the Free Agency Review because we just franchised our most important free agent, the Real Matty Ice, kicker extraordinaire Matt Prater. He’s a ridiculous 12 of 16 from 50 yards in his career, and led the NFL in touchback percentage last year. Tebow’s clutch, Matt Prater is just as clutch. Prater even beat Tebow out for Colorado’s top professional moment. That 59 yarder last year against the Bears was just sick with it.

P. Cox goes free…

Innocent til proven guilty. Even if the court of public opinion is against you. Even if you said you never slept with the victim, that she wasn’t even drunk, and then ended up being being the father of the baby. Harvey Steinberg put on an MVP performance as Perrish Cox was acquitted of sexual assault. Should the Broncos bring him back? Should I post another picture of rape victim Camille?

Broncos Bits: T-Swift, Camille, and Rollover Money.

 

                               All she does is win?

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Denver Broncos Free Agency Review to drop this week’s edition of Broncos Bits! And this week’s a doozy!

1. We start off with Tim Tebow dating rumors, this time with Grammy Award winning songstress Taylor Swift. The two were reportedly spotted having dinner together in New York. Is Tebow Romeo, and Swift the Scarlet letter?

2. Honeymoon’s over Demaryius. Optimus Prime had to testify in court today in the sexual assault case against Perrish Cox. His testimony provoked Perrish Cox’s attorney to request a mistrial.

Camille, rape victim

With pictures like THESE, Camille is lucky Perrish doesn’t have Big Ben lawyers or this case woulda been ovaaaaa. Probably wouldn’t have even seen the courtroom!


3. Money talks, but it can’t sing and dance, and it don’t walk. The Broncos took advantage of a rule to rollover money for one year to the next leaving the Broncos with a whopping $50 MILLION dollars under the cap. Mariooooooooooooooooo

4. Tim Tebow and Von Miller are the two Denver Broncos selected for the Madden 13 vote off. Hopefully they speed up Tim’s throwing motion cuz I can hardly get a frickin pass off in Madden 12.

5. Are the Broncos a Dark Horse for the…Dark Horse?

Chill out Jesse Jackson Tim Tebow is a white Bronco. There are tons of rumors floating about who the Broncos are going to pickup in the Draft and Free Agency that we’ll address as they get closer and things become more concrete. Until then, I hope you enjoyed today’s Broncos Bits, and a Mile High Salute to you!

9. Denver Broncos Free Agency Review: Spencer Larsen

9. Spencer Larsen, FB Spencer has been a valuable member of the Denver Broncos since his rookie season. He started off as a special teams ace (not sure if he still is) and was drafted by Mike Shanahan in the sixth round under the presumption he’d play fullback. Was the 4th player since 1990 to start on offense and defense in a game. (But he also started special teams, what now bitches?) He’s mormon, he’s the team’s starting fullback, and we need to load up on faith this offseason. Looks like a keeper.